Saturday, 14 June 2014

Modus Longhopper Random and a Toothless Shark Attack

Let's have a look at the new scoreboard ...
Hopperational details
Date & Venue
Friday 13 June 2014 at The Oval
Result
Surrey beat Sussex Sharks by 10 wkts

Sussex 148-5 from 20 overs
(Joyce 45, Wright 31, Brown 33*, Machan 21)
(Peterson 4-0-26-2, Batty 4-0-15-1)

Surrey 149-0 from 15.3 overs
(Roy 81*, Amla 61*)
Competition
T20 Blast - South Group
Hopping
First proper cricket post for this blog, my second time at The Oval.  I do not have complete records for my occasional trips to live cricket, but I think this is one of seven venues I have ticked off.  The others would be West Bromwich Dartmouth (Birmingham League), Lord’s, Edgbaston, Trent Bridge, Northampton and The Rose Bowl.  Match watched in the company of several esteemed work colleagues thus ensuring top quality intellectual conversation and debate between the overs and no involvement whatsoever with making beer snakes, oh no.
Pre-match preparation
Mainly consisting of being ready for a Le Mans style departure from the car park at the end of the school working day!
This match in one sentence
Sussex, put into bat, stuttered their way to a total of 148-5 before they were blown away by Roy and Amla, whose unbeaten partnership won the game for Surrey in the sixteenth over.
So what?
Surrey keep alive their hopes of a quarter-final spot as they have a 3-2 win-loss record, and stay ahead of Sussex (2-4) who now look unlikely to get past the group stage.
The drama unfolds
I started to do a ball-by-ball scoresheet but the combined effect of various porters and ales meant that it all fell apart in the 15th over when I must have missed an extra or the batsmen crossing or something.  Oh well.  Colleagues were sympathetic and commented that I was losing weight - I assume that's what "lightweight" means in this context.  Respect to scorers – the level of concentration needed for T20 is considerable!

Surrey won the toss and chose to bowl first.  Luke Wright dominated proceedings in the early stages and Sussex reached 43 without loss at the end of the six-over power play (where field restrictions apply).  Wright took a six and a four from Jade Dernbach’s first over and another four off Kevin O’Brien.  Azhar Mahmood was more economical in his first spell of 2-0-7-0.

However, Wright was bowled in the 7th over by Tom Curran and then the innings lost momentum as slow bowlers Robin Peterson and Gareth Batty applied the brakes.  Batty only conceded 15 runs from his four overs and the spin pair took three quick wickets to leave Sussex on 66-4 just after the midpoint.

Ed Joyce struck a few blows (5x4, 1x6) on his way to a top score of 45, supported by Ben Brown (1x4, 2x6), but you were left feeling that Surrey would not be disappointed with the decision to field first.  Sussex 148-5

Here's a scene-setter clip which is the final over of the Sussex innings, bowled by Azhar Mahmood.



The reply soon turned into an anti-climax, as can happen in T20 (and maybe more often than the authorities would like us to notice).  The crowd on our patch started to make their own entertainment as Jason Roy and Hashim Amla imposed themselves on the attack.  I wonder when the physics of beer snakes will make it on to the mainstream physics syllabus - this will be vital knowledge for the next generation of cricket fans.  The score was 19-0 off two overs and then into the 60s before the end of the powerplay.  Roy’s 50 came off 27 balls faced and the team passed 100 in the 11th over.  Monotonous but brilliant.

Here's a clip, including one of Roy's sixes and some slightly less coherent commentary and less steady camera work ...


Kevin Pietersen, listed at number three, never made it to the middle.  Amla reached his 50 in the 14th over and the result was never, ever in doubt.  The final boundary count was 8x4 to Amla and 11x4 and 2x6 to Roy.  A very impressive, dominant performance and nothing really to tell about the bowling figures except a whole line of zeroes in the last column.  Surrey win by 10 wkts

Ground Pix





Match (and Beer Snake)  Pix



Matthew Machan (Sussex) in the foreground, The Shard on the skyline


Sadly, Newton, Rutherford and Einstein never experienced the Beer Snake phenomenon and as far as I know there are no definitive equations covering the critical parameters such as the angle of dangle and the topple point.  When they have sorted this microwave big bang background radiation anomaly, I am sure physicists will get right on it.  We can confirm that the Heisenberg principle applies - a given steward can know that a snake will appear, but he can never know the exact position AND the exact momentum of the snake at the same time.

What Next?
No idea.  Watch @GrahamYapp on Twitter for details!



Monday, 26 May 2014

Brewers Droop


Hopperational details
Date & Venue
Monday 26 May 2014 at Wembley
Result
Burton Albion 0 Fleetwood 1
Competition
League Two Playoff Final
Hopping
22nd visit to the “new” Wembley and completing a playoff final quadruple for this year (Championship, One, Two, Conference)
Pre-match preparation
Both teams are playing for their first chance to go up to the third tier of English football.  Fleetwood were a step 5 club in the North West Counties League at the turn of the century and their rise up the pyramid has been steady and rapid.  They were managed by former West Brom midflelder Mickey Mellon when I visited their ground.  This is their second season in League Two and would take them within one step of local rivals Blackpool.  Burton have a current West Brom connection in that their assistant manager is Kevin Summerfield.  They have been in the league a few years longer and this is their second year running in the playoffs as they were semi-finalists last season.
This match in one sentence
Fleetwood hung on reasonably easily after scoring a somewhat fortuitous second half goal in the least dramatic of this weekend’s playoff finals.
So what?
Fleetwood head to League One next season.
The drama unfolds
Both teams played direct attacking football at a lively tempo, but in general the defences were on top.  Burton’s goalkeeper Dean Lyness made a splendid save in the opening moments but the game settled into a sparring pattern thereafter.  0-0 at halftime

The decisive goal game from a freekick way out on the left flank from Antoni Sarcevic.  The presence of an attacker helped to distract Lyness who could then only deflect the ball into the net for a relatively soft goal.  Burton forced a few late corners and Fleetwood wasted a two-on-two break, but the Cod Army were celebrating well before the final whistle came.  Final score 0-1

Clips: Burton are in yellow

1 First half scene-setter
2 Fleetwood first-half pressure
3 Just before the break
4 Second half under way
5 In the last few minutes
6 Final Burton effort












Ground Pix

Spot the spelling mistake .. those scarves may be worth a fortune one day!
No bits of Bobby Moore today - am running out of things to photograph at Wembley...



Match Pix


Huddle Stats
Burton huddled, Fleetwood didn’t.  The Brewers never had a chance.

2013-14 Summary so far:

P
W
D
L
GF
GA
Pts
Pts per Game
Non-Huddlers
33
17
3
13
55
54
54
1.64
Huddlers
19
6
5
8
20
19
23
1.21
Twin Huddlers
2
0
2
0
3
3
2
1.00
Huddle bef ET
1
0
0
1
5
6
0
0.00
2nd Half Huddlers
1
0
0
1
1
2
0
0.00
Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
Grey (Burton) plays Green (Fleetwood) so the gap has been reduced.  Whatever happens now the Petr Cech “orange is best” theory has been debunked.

2013-14 Summary so far:
3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, -1pt for a goal conceded and +5pts for a clean sheet

P
W
D
L
GA
(-1 each)
CS
(5 each)
Pts
Pts per Game
Red
3
2
0
1
3
1
8
2.67
Grey
14
7
2
5
15
5
33
2.36
Green
13
7
1
5
16
4
26
2.00
Purple
2
1
0
1
6
1
2
1.00
Yellow
5
1
2
2
9
1
1
0.20
Blue
6
2
1
3
12
1
0
0.00
Radioactive Bile
4
2
0
2
7
0
-1
-0.25
Orange
3
1
1
1
6
0
-2
-0.67
Pink
7
1
3
3
16
0
-10
-1.43
Maroon
1
0
0
1
2
0
-2
-2.00
What Next?
Follow @GrahamYapp on Twitter for details.