Saturday 3 February 2018

In the Cup for Tott-ern-hoe


Hopperational details
Date & Venue
Saturday 3 February 2018 at Totternhoe Recreation Ground
Result
Totternhoe 5 Crawley Green Reserves 0
Competition
Bedfordshire Senior Trophy Semi-Final
Hopstats
Ground 634. Was staying local this week, partly due to the weather and partly because of a trip next week, but the Codicote game was called off.  A quick check on Twitter revealed possibilities in the downlands of Bedfordshire and in the end I made it to Totternhoe in good time for kickoff.  Sedimentary chalk bedrocks from the Cretaceous and Jurassic eras allow for quicker drainage, as any groundhopper will tell you.
Context
No time for much research.  This is a cup semi-final so I am expecting a competitive game.  Totternhoe are sitting 3rd in Spartan South Midlands D2, and Crawley Green Reserves are leading the Bedfordshire Senior League.
In one sentence
A runaway win in the second half, with Totternhoe scoring well-taken goals at good times and a final score somewhat harsh on the visitors.
So what?
Totternhoe play Cranfield United under floodlights in the Final, somewhere to be confirmed, on Wednesday 7 March.
Match Report
Thanks to the Totternhoe Twitter feed for help to identify goalscorers.

Not surprisingly after all the rain, this was a heavy and slippery pitch. The first half was largely forgettable with few really clear chances created.  The ref imposed his authority with three early yellow cards as the conditions encouraged the sliding tackle.  Totternhoe did most of the early pressing but Crawley Green were getting back into the game in the latter stages of the first half.  Nothing much else to write about as the whistle went for the break.  At half-time I could have bought a jar of chutney, presumably in aid of club funds, but I went for the more conventional Mars Bar.  There is a very un-PC statuette of a smiling black person in the corner of the bar, wearing what must be a club tie.  There must be a story behind it, but I didn’t ask.  It ought to end up in a skip very soon now that we all know that the era of these things is rightly over.  I messed up my pic but you get the idea.


Fed up with being drizzled on, I watched the second half from the covered patio area of the clubhouse, and as it turned out all the goals were down this end.  The first chance was averted by a timely defensive deflection for a corner, but just before the hour Joe Smith was tripped in the box and scored from the resulting penalty, even though the keeper dived the right way.


The same player scored with a placed shot seven minutes later after a quick break from defence, to punish the visitors who had been forced to press forward.


The third was another classy finish on the break, and effectively secured the win.  Joel McCormick controlled a through ball then chose his moment to flick the ball high and over the advancing keeper into the net.  Effective, and rather annoying if you were in a blue shirt.  Any worries I had about extra-time and penalties evaporated.  As it turns out, only the latter would have applied anyway.

There were two more goals in the last ten minutes to add insult to injury.  A rehearsed move, including “use your big sub to block the keeper’s route to the ball”, gave Wayne O’Connor a chance to head home at the far post from a corner.  Then another sub, Andy Cleere, was in acres of space and we all enjoyed his textbook volley from a right-wing cross.  Great finishing from the home side.  Crawley Green weren’t five goals worse than Totternhoe in their general performance, but they lacked the home side’s cutting edge today.

Ground Pix






Match Pix
Totternhoe in red.









Goalkeeper Top Colour Stats
A big win and a clean sheet for Green, who go up one place, over Yellow.


Results so far after 134 matches:
Based on conventional 3pts for a win, 1pt for a draw, but also -1pt for a goal conceded (GC) and +5pts for a clean sheet (CS).  Colours ranked on a points per game (PPG) basis. For new readers the odd .5 was caused by a shocking half-and-half shirt and the .1 was due to a substitute goalkeeper in a different colour.  The Fire Cracker colour was confirmed with the help of the social media team at Dulux UK, and it deserves to be last, trust me.  All of this arises from a comment attributed to Petr Cech that orange is the best colour for a goalkeeper because it changes the behaviour of other players around the box.


P
W
D
L
GC
CS
Pts
PPG
Red
10.0
5.0
1.0
4.0
11.0
3.0
20.0
2.000
Maroon
4.0
2.0
1.0
1.0
6.0
1.0
6.0
1.500
Blue
31.1
13.0
6.0
12.1
49.0
10.0
46.0
1.479
Green
73.0
36.0
10.0
27.0
122.0
19.0
91.0
1.247
Grey
43.5
20.0
9.0
14.5
72.5
11.0
51.5
1.184
Orange
29.5
9.0
6.0
14.5
49.5
5.0
8.5
0.288
Purple
11.0
5.0
2.0
4.0
25.0
2.0
2.0
0.182
Radioactive Bile
13.0
6.0
0.0
7.0
26.0
2.0
2.0
0.154
Yellow
30.0
8.0
7.0
15.0
64.0
5.0
-8.0
-0.267
Pink
15.0
4.0
5.0
6.0
30.0
1.0
-8.0
-0.533
Black
5.0
1.0
3.0
1.0
14.0
0.0
-8.0
-1.600
White
1.9
0.0
0.0
1.9
4.0
0.0
-4.0
-2.105
Fire Cracker
1.0
0.0
0.0
1.0
4.0
0.0
-4.0
-4.000

What Next?
Follow @GrahamYapp on Twitter for details!  I am flying out of the UK on Tuesday and if all goes to plan there will be an unusual post in midweek.  That is what, in the trade, they call a teaser.  Consider yourselves teased.


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